We've all seen at least one PSA about the dangers of texting while driving, but where are the warnings about playing the trumpet while driving (equally dangerous people).
開(kāi)車(chē)的時(shí)候發(fā)短信是一件非常危險(xiǎn)的事情，我們都讀過(guò)至少一篇文章如此告誡我們?？墒牵P(guān)于開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)吹喇叭的危險(xiǎn)，為什么沒(méi)有人告誡我們呢（這樣的司機(jī)同樣很危險(xiǎn)?。?！

Yes, there are people out there driving distracted by some truly outrageous activities and lucky for us they were caught on camera. The individuals in the following photos could definitely benefit from reading a book on how to drive more safely, however, unlike the guy in one of the photos we don't recommend they read it while driving. This is our reminder for the next time you're out on the road, keep your eyes open for some truly bizarre sights because you never know what you will see on the highway. However, for now, you can scroll below! Don't forget to upvote your favs!
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，在公路上開(kāi)車(chē)的司機(jī)中，有些人會(huì)因?yàn)槠渌膴蕵?lè)活動(dòng)分神，情節(jié)惡劣令人發(fā)指。幸而有照片記錄了他們的行徑。在下面的照片中，這些真應(yīng)該重新讀讀安全駕駛類(lèi)的書(shū)籍，當(dāng)然，我們不建議他們?cè)陂_(kāi)車(chē)的時(shí)候去閱讀，他們中的一個(gè)人就這么做了。對(duì)其他人來(lái)說(shuō)，這是一則溫馨提示——你永遠(yuǎn)猜不到你在高速公路上會(huì)遇到什么奇葩事。所以下次你開(kāi)車(chē)上路的時(shí)候，別忘了睜大眼睛，留心發(fā)現(xiàn)那些著實(shí)詭異的事情吧！不過(guò)，現(xiàn)在，你往下翻翻就能獲得同樣的獵奇感受了。別忘了給你最喜歡的一張照片投票喲！

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1 How To You Lose The Mattress, Break Your Arm, And Crash The Car All At The Same Time?
論如何一舉三得：弄丟你的床墊，摔斷你的胳膊，同時(shí)把車(chē)撞壞
How does their mind work, does it even work?
他的大腦是如何運(yùn)作的，難道是不運(yùn)作嗎？

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2.Tree-Wheel Drives
樹(shù)枝當(dāng)輪胎，跑得飛快！

You'd think it woodn't work...
你曾以為這樣肯定不行……

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3.Hay, Watch Where You're Going!
嘿，當(dāng)心看著路！

I can't help but imagine a massive chick popping out of that...nest.
我不禁腦洞大開(kāi)，會(huì)不會(huì)有一只巨大的雛雞，從那個(gè)……雞窩……里蹦出來(lái)？

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4.75-80 MPH, Holding A Plate With A Fork And Knife And Talking On The Phone
時(shí)速75-80公里，端著盤(pán)子，盤(pán)子上擺著一副刀叉，還在講電話(huà)

I wonder what she ordered for her last meal?
我想知道這頓“最后的晚餐”她點(diǎn)了什么？

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5.Caught Reading A Book While Driving
邊看書(shū)邊開(kāi)車(chē)，被發(fā)現(xiàn)了！

I sincerely hope she is stuck in a traffic jam and it is the opposite lane that is moving
我真誠(chéng)的希望，她只是被堵在路上了，移動(dòng)的是對(duì)面的車(chē)流

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6.Holding A Baby Is A Bad Idea
抱著寶寶騎摩托車(chē)可不是個(gè)好主意

It's just luck that baby wasn't seriously hurt or killed. That woman needs to be prevented from taking care of any child until (if) she knows how dangerous her actions are.
真幸運(yùn)，孩子沒(méi)有嚴(yán)重受傷或者死掉。應(yīng)該禁止這個(gè)女人照顧任何兒童，直到這個(gè)女人了解到她的行為有多危險(xiǎn)。

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7.I'm Speechless
我已經(jīng)無(wú)語(yǔ)了

Somehow I have the urge to play Tetris now.
我現(xiàn)在有一種莫名的沖動(dòng)想要玩俄羅斯方塊。

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8.My Cab Driver Is Reading "Learning To Drive"... While Driving
我搭乘的出租車(chē)的司機(jī)一邊開(kāi)車(chē)一邊讀著“學(xué)習(xí)如何駕駛”

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9.Thought It Was A Backpack At First
一開(kāi)始我還以為這是一個(gè)背包

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10.Driving Without Hands, Feet, Or Brain?
開(kāi)車(chē)不用手，不用腳，也沒(méi)用腦子？

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11.My Friend Took This Yesterday. Yes, That Is A Police Officer Texting While Driving A Motorcycle
我的朋友昨天拍下了這張照片。沒(méi)錯(cuò)，這是一個(gè)警官在邊開(kāi)摩托車(chē)邊發(fā)短信

I bet he wont get a ticket
我打賭他肯定不會(huì)被開(kāi)罰單

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12.What Could Go Wrong?
這能出什么錯(cuò)呢？

Maybe he doesn’t know...
或許他根本不知道

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13.How You Know they're Straight
論如何知道他們是直男。

At least he has good rear view vision
起碼他能清除看到后面的路況。

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14.Bungee Cord Would Have Been Too Much Of A Hassle
不需要彈簧繩，太麻煩啦。

"Buy a bookshelf, get a human' event.
有點(diǎn)像某種商業(yè)活動(dòng)，“買(mǎi)書(shū)柜，送活人”

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15.I Have Also Seen A Man Playing The Trumpet While Driving
我也看到過(guò)有人邊開(kāi)車(chē)邊吹小號(hào)。

Oh no!?
哦不！

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16.Really? Not Even A Helmet?
真的嗎？連頭盔都沒(méi)有？！

Deserves his fate...
也是他活該

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17.Warning
警告

That’s funny
真有意思。

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18.Curling Hair With A Curling Iron While Driving On A Highway At 90 km/h
在高速上以90碼的速度行駛，同時(shí)還在用卷發(fā)棒卷頭發(fā)。
So what hand is she driving with?
她用哪只手開(kāi)車(chē)

呢？

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19.5 Point Seat Belt
五星品質(zhì)的安全帶

Decapitation in 3..2..1...
斬首倒計(jì)時(shí)：3,2,1……

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20.Well, That's The Last Time I Eat Spaghetti And Drive
好吧，這是最后一次我邊吃意大利面邊開(kāi)車(chē)。

At least that isn't his brains.
還好這不是他的腦漿。

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（翻譯：小木）