What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?
如果你家既有貓也有狗，那貓狗有什么區(qū)別？

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獲得1.4k好評(píng)的回答@Bushra Khan：

I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
–我現(xiàn)在有2只狗和25只貓，以下就是我發(fā)現(xiàn)的一些區(qū)別
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1.When you pet them
1.撫摸它們時(shí)

Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
”狗：“哦，我喜歡被撫摸，太舒服了，我喜歡你主人，我太愛你了，你真好?！?/div>

Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
”貓：“我想讓你摸，但也想撓你手看你流血。”

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2. When you feed them
2.喂它們時(shí)

Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
”狗：“這是世界上最好吃的東西，我太開心了，我告訴過你我愛你主人了嗎？我太愛你了?！?/div>

Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
”貓：“我不喜歡這個(gè)吃的，我想吃墻上那只蜥蜴或者狗糧，但不管怎樣我會(huì)吃掉這個(gè)，然后吐到地毯上，你應(yīng)該高興才對(duì)?！?/div>

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3. When they break something
3.弄壞東西時(shí)

Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
”狗：“我很抱歉，主人，我再也不這樣做了，我是個(gè)壞狗狗。
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Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
” 貓：“我要把桌子上這個(gè)也弄掉，把所有東西都撕碎，我才是上帝?！?/div>

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4. On meeting visitors
4.來客人時(shí)

Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
”狗：“哦！是主人的朋友，我也愛你，你想在我們的花園里玩嗎？你想看看我的床嗎？你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子，我太興奮了?！?/div>

Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
”貓：“不！走開，趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒。”

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5. When you call them
5.叫它們時(shí)

Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
”狗：“我聽見你叫了，我太開心了就跑過來了，我愛你主人，謝謝你叫我的名字，我知道你愛我?！?/div>

Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
”貓：“這個(gè)蠢人到底叫我干什么？”

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6. When you come back home
6.你回家時(shí)

Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
”狗：“你離開的時(shí)間太長了，我太想你了，我以為你走了呢，我真開心你沒死，我愛你。”

Cat - “ Feed me!!
”貓：“趕緊喂我?。　?/div>

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7. Kind of presents
7.送你禮物

Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
”狗：“我給你帶來了這些臟襪子，還有些木棍和舊報(bào)紙，都送給你?！?/div>

Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
”貓：“我把這只死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜，如果你想要的話還有只鳥，這是我最喜歡的樹葉，可以送給你?！?/div>

Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!
除了這些區(qū)別之外，貓和狗還是都很愛主人的！

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（翻譯：菲菲）