Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.
出于各種各樣的原因，比如生理因素、社會(huì)因素、生活方式上的因素等等，女性往往比男性長(zhǎng)壽。不過，還有一個(gè)更為明顯的原因經(jīng)常被人們忽視：男人比女人更喜歡去做一些毫無意義又危險(xiǎn)的事情。

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This list, compiled by?Bored Panda,?is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
網(wǎng)站列出的這組圖片提供了活生生的例證。這是一群傳說中的智者，他們充滿男子氣概，堅(jiān)毅如鋼，絲毫不顧個(gè)人安危。滿滿的黑色幽默！往下翻，親眼見證一下吧！在評(píng)論里展示出你的想法吧！

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1 This Pressure Washer Guy
這個(gè)玩壞了高壓清洗機(jī)的男人

I AM IRON MAN!
我是鋼鐵俠！

2 So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day
某天我一哥們兒從房頂上摔下來了

You can see the handprints where he tried to stop his fall
你能看到他的手印，為了不掉下去他已經(jīng)很拼了

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3 Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It
就醬紫，你把沙發(fā)從高處推下去，我站在車上接住它

What could go wrong? (Besides the car flipping, or the rear spoiler breaking, or the guy slipping, or the sofa falling, or the window breaking, or...)
妥妥的，能出什么簍子（除了可能翻車、后擋流板可能被踩斷，可能滑倒，沙發(fā)可能掉下來，窗戶可能會(huì)破……）

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4?Safety First安全第一

To be fair, he is wearing a hard hat like the sign says.公正的說，他還帶著安全帽呢，做到了告示牌上說的話

5 Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass這個(gè)吹玻璃工用高溫玻璃液玩跳繩

he used to have more hairand carpeting on the floor...這樣玩之前，他的頭發(fā)還很多，地板上也沒這么禿……

6 On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops在埃及旅游的時(shí)候，請(qǐng)一個(gè)管道工來幫我修馬桶。他很淡定的從窗戶爬了出去，還穿著人字拖

I'm concerned he's done this loads of times before because it says he was calm!我擔(dān)心的是，既然人家都說了很“淡定”，他之前應(yīng)該這樣做過很多次了

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7 Safety First, Sure安全第一，沒錯(cuò)沒錯(cuò)

with that much hair who needs a hard hat有這么多頭發(fā)，誰還需要安全帽呀

8 Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men為什么女人比男人壽命長(zhǎng)？這就是活生生的例子！

This is romantic! He gave her the life jacket. I hope she's got a better grip than Kate Winslet in Titanic though...好浪漫！他把救生衣讓給了她！不過，希望她別像《泰坦尼克號(hào)》里的羅斯那樣最終還是松了手

8 Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men為什么女人比男人壽命長(zhǎng)？這就是活生生的例子！

好浪漫！他把救生衣讓給了她！不過，希望她別像《泰坦尼克號(hào)》里的羅斯那樣最終還是松了手

9 5 Minutes Break5分鐘休息

The real "break" comes after fall from this Air Conditioner如果從這個(gè)空調(diào)上掉下去，他就真的可以“休息”了。

10 Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style墨西哥式的道路粉刷工

If it is stupid but it is work, it is not stupid這個(gè)辦法很笨，但是很有效，所以這不是個(gè)笨辦法！

11.New Member On A Robotics Team機(jī)器人技術(shù)小隊(duì)的新成員

He'll probably need a robot knee after this干完這個(gè)活他大概會(huì)需要一個(gè)機(jī)械膝蓋

12 Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'搖擺搖擺，搖擺搖擺，讓這只大山貓搖擺

??That's just plain awesome! I think Freestyle Frontloading has just been born!簡(jiǎn)直太酷了！自由式的卡車前載重技術(shù)就此誕生了！

13 So That's How They Do It...他們是這樣干活的……

They'd earn so much more money working for the Circus than trashing public property.與其破壞公務(wù)，他們還不如去馬戲團(tuán)表演，肯定會(huì)大賺一筆。


14What Could Go Wrong能出什么亂子？
評(píng)論：He started the journey with three kids on the trampoline...剛出發(fā)的時(shí)候他的蹦床上有三個(gè)孩子

15 Welding Protection電焊面罩
評(píng)論：No one knows what it's like to be the sad man...

心中悲傷的男人，無人可以理解他

?16It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home難道讓它自己開車送自己回家嗎？
評(píng)論：hey ma! I'm on TV!快看，我在電視上面！