國(guó)外這些搞笑爸爸,真的不能帶孩子哈哈
作者:Inga Ko
來(lái)源:BoredPanda
2018-04-13 00:45
Growing up comes with a lot of responsibilities, fulfilling, rewarding things that are sometimes tough, but make you into a man. Deep down though, the boy inside of you is still there, full of innocence and wonder, who just wants to play, have fun and explore!
成長(zhǎng)的過(guò)程伴隨著許多的責(zé)任、目標(biāo)與收獲,有時(shí)艱辛,但正是這些使你成為真正的男子漢。不過(guò)在心靈深處,成人外表下的小男孩依然在那里,充滿了天真與好奇,只想著玩耍、取樂和探險(xiǎn)!
So while becoming a fully mature and responsible adult man is rightly what society expects of you, don't forget to spare a little time for your inner child too. Life would be boring otherwise! We here have compiled a list of guys doing just that, and you gotta admit, it is pretty cute.
所以,雖然社會(huì)職責(zé)要求你去做一個(gè)成熟而有責(zé)任心的成年男人,別忘了花點(diǎn)時(shí)間讓你的內(nèi)在小孩出來(lái)放個(gè)風(fēng)。不然生活將會(huì)多么單調(diào)!我們列舉了一組男人,他們正如前文所述,而你必須承認(rèn),這樣做確實(shí)很萌!
1. During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5-Year-Olds. He’s The One For Me.
有一次飛機(jī)晚點(diǎn)了12個(gè)小時(shí),我的男朋友不知去向。當(dāng)我發(fā)現(xiàn)他的時(shí)候,他正和一群5歲左右的孩子們一起沉迷在皮克斯電影聯(lián)播中。他真是我的真命天子。
2. We’re Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition.
我們是成年人,我們自己定義“成年人”的含義:建筑材料超人版。
3. He Gets A Little Bored On Fridays.
在周五他總覺得有點(diǎn)兒無(wú)聊。
4. There Was A Storm During The Eclipse So He Improvised.
發(fā)生月食的時(shí)候有一場(chǎng)暴雨,他即興自制了一個(gè)月食。
5. ?Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker.
今天我男朋友買了一個(gè)標(biāo)簽打印機(jī)。
6. My Boyfriend Ordered 500 Googly Eyes “For Reasons” And This Is One Of The First Things He Did.
我男朋友“出于正經(jīng)的原因”訂購(gòu)了500個(gè)金魚眼,這是他最早的作品之一。
7. My 90-Year-Old Grandfather At His Battlestation. He Was The Person Who Introduced Me To Several Tech Things, Such As A PC, An iPad, And A Tesla
我90高齡的爺爺在他的星際作戰(zhàn)基地。是他讓我了解了許多現(xiàn)代電子產(chǎn)品,比如個(gè)人電腦,蘋果平板電腦,還有特斯拉。
8. Trying To Impress My Wife With New Overpriced Smart Bulbs, Forgot Our Security Cam Was Recording.
想要讓我的妻子對(duì)我高價(jià)買來(lái)的智能燈泡產(chǎn)生好感,忘了我們的防盜攝像機(jī)正在攝像。
9. He Got His Head Stuck In The Porch Yesterday Whilst Trying To Feed A Dead Bee To A Spider That Lives In The Bushes.
昨天他想把一只死蜜蜂喂給住在灌木叢里的蜘蛛吃,結(jié)果腦袋卡在門廊欄桿里。
10. My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard.
我爸爸以為他一個(gè)人在家。我得去看看他為什么笑得這么厲害。
11. My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To.
我男朋友是一個(gè)亞馬遜賣家。我回家后看到了這幅景象。
12. Printed And Attached To Wife’s Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn’t Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes.
妻子不在家,我自己打印圖案,然后把它粘在妻子買的自動(dòng)噴灑空氣凈化器上。每30分鐘噴一次。
13. This Is How My Boyfriend And His Cat Catch Bugs Together.
我的男朋友和他的喵星人是這樣一起抓蟲子的。
14. My Husband Is No Longer Allowed To Go To The Craft Store Alone.
我再也不許老公單獨(dú)帶寶寶去工藝品商店了。
15. Caught My Husband Red-Handed. Thought He Was Working Out.
給我的老公抓了現(xiàn)行,還以為他在鍛煉!
16. We Did Our Duty. Let No Man, Woman, Or Child Suggest Otherwise.
我們完成了任務(wù)。別讓任何男人、女人或者孩子插嘴。
17. I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsmen.
上周舉行了婚禮,我妻子只準(zhǔn)我和伴郎拍正經(jīng)的照片。
18. Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me.
聽到我的丈夫告訴狗狗安靜的呆在廚房里,我走進(jìn)去看到了這個(gè)。
19. Look At All These Kids.
看看這些孩子。
20. Saw This Man Sneakily Blowing Bubbles In The Train Station. When I Made Eye Contact With Him And Smiled, He Came Up To Me And Whispered, "No One Suspects The Adult".
看到一個(gè)男人偷偷把吹泡泡機(jī)帶進(jìn)了火車站。我和他四目對(duì)視然后微笑,他走過(guò)來(lái)悄悄對(duì)我說(shuō),“沒人懷疑成年人會(huì)帶進(jìn)這個(gè)”。
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