Chicken Nuggets are ludicrously comforting. There's nothing like a large plate of beige breadedness to come home to. Even for vegans and vegetarians it's fantastic - the Quorn versions are possibly tastier than the 'real' chicken.
雞塊異常受歡迎。沒(méi)有什么能和帶回家一盤米黃色雞塊相比。甚至對(duì)素食主義者來(lái)說(shuō)雞塊也是很吸引人的—“Quorn”版本的雞塊比真的雞肉嘗起來(lái)跟好吃。

What if you could make eating them your job? Sadly, veggies, this is where your interest in the article probably departs. Discount retailer B&M are looking for a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur to test their range of frozen foods
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如果把吃雞塊作為你的工作會(huì)怎么樣呢？可悲是素食主義者對(duì)這篇文章中的這個(gè)工作并不感興趣。折扣零售商B&M正在尋找吃雞塊的行家來(lái)測(cè)試他們新系列的冷凍食品。

It's a temporary vacancy, but we're sad to report the successful applicant will only be paid in the form of monthly ￡25 vouchers to spend in-store. The application page says they are looking for someone who enjoys：
這是暫時(shí)的職位空缺，很可惜，一位合適的職位申請(qǐng)者僅僅只能一個(gè)月收到25英鎊的店內(nèi)消費(fèi)劵。申請(qǐng)頁(yè)面說(shuō)到他們尋找的人需要樂(lè)于做以下事情：

Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself .Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there's cake.That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself.
從麥當(dāng)勞得到20份雞塊分享裝，把這些當(dāng)成自己的。無(wú)論什么時(shí)候有人說(shuō)有蛋糕，你必須要成為第一個(gè)進(jìn)去廚房的人。如果在餐廳摔了一跤還滑倒的話，你必須要先救起你手中的盤子再救自己。

Going to an event or party because there is free food.You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life.You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips.
因?yàn)橛忻赓M(fèi)的食物你才去聚會(huì)和聚餐。珍惜生活中的炸魚(yú)條三明治。你可以用PPT演示說(shuō)明為什么卷曲炸土豆條比土豆片好。

（翻譯：跳中國(guó)舞的小仙女）