很多英語國家在漫長的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語笑話，給大家來分享一下，希望大家開心一笑，一起來看看吧！

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These Are My Jeans

After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．

“Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．”

Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans．”

那是我的褲子!

一個(gè)婦女在減肥一段時(shí)間后自我感覺特別好——特別是當(dāng)她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔褲時(shí)。她跑下樓沖她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的褲子了?！彼煞蚩戳怂靡粫?，然后說：“親愛的，我愛你。但那是我的褲子?！?/p>

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All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

我要做的一切就是付錢

布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡直就象一個(gè)國家一樣。我妻子

是財(cái)政部長。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長，我女兒是外交秘書?！?/p>

“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢？”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢?！?/p>

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