很多英語國家在漫長(zhǎng)的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語笑話，給大家來分享一下，希望大家開心一笑，一起來看看吧！

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The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.

So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?"

George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"

典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑奶皆L日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。

因此在一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說：“喬治，我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你?！彼麧M懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎？”

喬治回答：“喔！當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，只不過他們?nèi)荚谶@里面！”

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二、

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你為什么不呼救呢？

男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

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