2016中外最精彩的50條神回復(fù)(英譯)
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中國哪里的姑娘最漂亮?
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments
by. 滬江英語
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請給出一句很有內(nèi)涵的詩句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
by. 滬江英語
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如何理解“窮不是一種狀態(tài)”?
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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It's the common situation.
by. 滬江英語
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問世上不會游泳的動物是?
What animals on earth can not swim?
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Your wife and your mother.
by. 滬江英語
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如果被車撞飛10米遠(yuǎn),
爬起來之后說什么最帥?
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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Next!
by. 滬江英語
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Mother, what am I to you?
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My karma.
by. 滬江英語
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為什么前女友還會一直關(guān)注我呢?
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
by. 滬江英語
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為什么打群架的時候
普遍會脫掉上衣?
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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總覺得有哪里不對,氣氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
by. 滬江英語
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哪件事,
讓你對自己的無知感到震驚?
What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?
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我寫了“中華繪圖鉛筆”
Back when I was little,
we were required to write down our pen names.
And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.
by. 滬江英語
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怎么反駁“你行你上啊”的邏輯?
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
by. 滬江英語
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如何一個月減肥40斤?
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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Amputation.
by. 滬江英語
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怎樣含蓄地表達(dá)「我已經(jīng)被收買了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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Let me say this impartially...
by. 滬江英語
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如何追求學(xué)醫(yī)的女生?
How to pursue a girl majoring in medicine?
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Hi, I'm sick.
by. 滬江英語
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為什么你長痘痘?
Why do you have pimples?
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Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
by. 滬江英語
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你們夫妻每月掙多少錢?
How much do you two earn per month?
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加上我老婆可以到兩千
My monthly income is 10,000.
And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.
by. 滬江英語
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打雷的時候關(guān)窗戶有用嗎?
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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關(guān)了窗雷一樣在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
by. 滬江英語
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你見過哪些概率極小極小的事件?
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
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Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
by. 滬江英語
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妹子還書的時候夾了一張面巾紙
什么意思?
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
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This means you are paying extra attention to her.
by. 滬江英語
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兩千元人民幣,想出國窮游
可以去哪些國家?
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
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For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
by. 滬江英語
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想養(yǎng)一只鸚鵡
教它說一些什么話好?
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
Help!
They've turned me into a parrot!
by. 滬江英語
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呆萌和腦殘的界限是?
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
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the and
by. 滬江英語
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你臨死前的遺言是什么?
What would you say before you die?
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我覺得我還能活……
Can we try another doctor?
I think I can still be worked on...
by. 滬江英語
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為什么女生有體香,而男生沒有?
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
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The makeup is fermenting.
by. 滬江英語
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男生說什么話
女生會覺得很大氣?
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
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I'll pay.
by. 滬江英語
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怎么說服老婆不拍婚紗照?
How can I persuade my wife not to take wedding photographs?
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配合好就是了
Since when does a stage item have a say about the shooting?
Just cooperate.
by. 滬江英語
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你看《我是歌手》嗎?
Do you know?I'm a Singer?
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No, you're not.
by. 滬江英語
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熱戀是一種怎樣的體驗?
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
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還怕對方被搶走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
by. 滬江英語
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有什么贊揚讓你比較尷尬?
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
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We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
by. 滬江英語
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你怎么一個人逛街啊?
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
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I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
by. 滬江英語
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單身兩年以上是什么體驗?
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
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不知道你說的是哪兩年?
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
by. 滬江英語
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地球外面那一層叫什么?
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
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Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
by. 滬江英語
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要是在古代
姐的顏值能撐起整個青樓
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
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You mean you look like a pillar?
by. 滬江英語
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很高興為你服務(wù)
I'm glad to be at your service.
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You'll find out you got glad too fast.
by. 滬江英語
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北冥有魚,其名為鯤
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
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And people ate it.
The end.
by. 滬江英語
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媽,我能看電視嗎?
Mom, can I watch the television?
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Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
by. 滬江英語
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你得揣摩出題人的意圖
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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They want me dead.
by. 滬江英語
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你知道嗎?你最終會變成你討厭的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
by. 滬江英語
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國慶去北京旅游有什么好建議嗎?
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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Don't go.
by. 滬江英語
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等我瘦了就回來找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
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You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
by. 滬江英語
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有史以來最偉大的虛構(gòu)人物是誰?
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
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Someone else's child.
by. 滬江英語
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你看看別人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的飯?。?!
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
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Sounds as if you ever left any over.
by. 滬江英語
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為什么秀恩愛通常選擇在中午?
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
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Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
by. 滬江英語
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請用一個詞來形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
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Where?
by. 滬江英語
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被人追了怎么拒絕?
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
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Remove your makeup,?right now, right there.
by. 滬江英語
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為了讓你好好學(xué)習(xí),父母都給過你什么?
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
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This face.
by. 滬江英語
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參觀一個世界奇觀時
你最想了解哪些信息?
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
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What can I find to eat around there?
by. 滬江英語
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我要如何才能顯得很高冷?
How can I look high-end and cool?
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Move to the Himalayas.
by. 滬江英語
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為什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了?
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
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Why don't you display a progress bar?
by. 滬江英語
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為什么在洗完澡之后
有些人會覺得自己變漂亮了?
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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The brain has water damage.
by. 滬江英語
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披薩切成8塊好,還是切成12塊好?
Should I slice the pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?
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8 is good. 12 is too much for my stomach.
by. 滬江英語
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話說,
你心中最精彩的神回復(fù)有上榜嗎?
如果沒有的話,你的心頭好是什么?
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