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2013年,一對(duì)情侶的合影在微博走紅,身高158cm的女生站在身高193cm的男友身邊,顯得嬌小可人(已分手)。
網(wǎng)友們大呼“有安全感”,把這樣30CM的身高差稱為“最萌身高差”。
不過“最萌身高差”也是會(huì)有副作用的喲。
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1. You can't share clothes unless you're keen on a very tight wardrobe.
你們不能換著穿衣服,除非你對(duì)緊身衣特別感興趣。
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2. Taking selfies together is a difficult skill to master, and someone always gets cut out. Usually you.
一起自拍是一門高難度的技術(shù)活,總有人出框。說的就是你。
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3. Sharing a doona can cause issues, and you always seem to end up with your feet sticking out the end.
靠在一起睡覺覺也會(huì)出問題,最后你的腳總是伸出床外。
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4. But you do get to be the default big spoon, which is the best spoon to be because you just get to
cuddle them.
你總能被他/她“小鳥依人”一把,這是最好的姿勢(shì),因?yàn)閷?duì)方太嬌小了,你不得不抱著他/她。
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5. If you share a car, you spend a lot of time moving the seat around.
如果你們開同一輛車,你得花很多時(shí)間調(diào)整駕駛座椅。
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6. When you want to wear heels, you'll just have to deal with being gigantic when you stand next to them.
如果你想穿高跟鞋,你站在他/她身邊時(shí)就會(huì)顯得特別巨大,你不得不接受這一點(diǎn)。
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7. Hugs usually just end up with them getting a face full of boob or chest.
當(dāng)你們擁抱時(shí),他/她的小臉總是深埋總是你的胸器或胸懷中。
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8. Though resting your chin on their head while hugging is ~very cute~.
不過抱抱的時(shí)候能把你的下巴擱在他/她的頭上也挺“萌萌噠”。
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9. Holding hands is never comfortable for you both.
牽手的姿勢(shì)會(huì)讓你們雙方都覺得不舒服。
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10. Kissing while standing up or putting your arm around their shoulder can often be hard.
想要站著接吻或者把你的胳膊枕在他/她的肩頭都很困難。
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11. You never get to be the cute one, who daintily sits in their partner's lap.
你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)是優(yōu)美的坐在對(duì)方大腿上的嬌小的那一個(gè)。
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12. But you do have the
prestigious honour of being able to give many a piggy-back ride and pick-up cuddles.
不過你總是享有殊榮,可以讓他/她玩“騎大馬”或是“舉高高”的游戲。
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13. It's very easy to hide things like presents and your junk food
stash – just put them on the top shelf.
想要把禮物或者你的私貨零食藏起來(lái)總是很容易——放在柜子頂格就行。
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不過,矮個(gè)子往往都有大智慧喲。
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16. You always have to moderate your walking speed so that your partner's little legs can keep up.
你不得不放慢自己走路的速度,這樣他/她的小短腿才能追上你。
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17. And if you want to have a bath together, be prepared to have cold legs.
如果你們想一起泡澡,就等著腿晾在外面吧!
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18. Though there are struggles, you can't deny that their size makes them pretty cute and somehow even more
loveable.
雖然有許多小困擾,不過你不得不承認(rèn),他/她嬌小的身材確實(shí)非常萌,而且讓你莫名的更喜歡他/她了。
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(翻譯:小木)