Ross: (standing outside the door).....Hi.
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Ross: Carol's pregnant.
Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
Monica: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?
Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)
Joey: .....Well, this is still ruined, right?

【口語講解】
1. That is not a happy hi 這聲hi可不怎么high
2. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. 保持這個狀態(tài)兩個小時，然后你就有可能變成我這個狀況了。
3. Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. 看來枕頭的事兒可以暫時擱在一邊不用管了。?
4. how do you fit into this whole thing?? 你能接受這攤子事兒么？
5. I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me. 我沒必要非得參一腳，基本上這事兒我自己說了算。
?? be involved 參與
?? up to sb. 由某人決定
6. the biggest part of your job is done. 你的那部分事兒不是已經(jīng)完成了么