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快地到一個長凳上坐下，打開了她們的“狗”。[/cn] [en]The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"[/en] [cn]年長的修女先打開了她的，然后，仔細地凝視了一會，向另外一位修女靠了過去，小心地耳語道“你拿到哪個部分了？”[/cn]

望你有所報答。”[/cn] [en]“i agree,” said savage, “that i owe my life to you, and toprove to you that i am not ungrateful for your work i will givemy life to you.”[/en][cn]“是的，”薩維奇說，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對你的診治不是不報答，我將把我的命給你。”[/cn] [en]with these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,the life of richard savage.[/en][cn]說著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書，名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。[/cn]

? An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him. 一位貪婪的鴨子獵手想在市場上買只新的捕鳥的狗。當看見一只狗能在水上走路然后抓住鴨子時，他決定：就是它了。這實在是太新奇了，他覺得應該沒有哪個朋友會相信他吧。 He decided to try to break the news to his most skeptical friend, inviting him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by; they fired, and a duck fell. 他首先向一個最容易懷疑的朋友發(fā)布了這個消息，帶上狗邀請這位朋友和他一同打獵。他們在河岸邊等待，突然一群鴨子飛過，他們開槍了，于是有一只野鴨掉了下來。 The dog responded. It did not sink, but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. 狗動起來了。它沒有沉下去，而是走在水上去叼鴨子，連爪子都沒濕。 The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. 這位朋友目睹了這一切，不發(fā)一語。 On the drive home the hunter finally broke the silence, asking, “Well, what do you think of my new dog?” 回家的時候，獵人打破了沉默，問道：“你覺得這只狗怎么樣?。俊?The other guy was quiet for a moment, then said, “Can’t swim, huh?” 朋友沉默了一會，說道：“它不會游泳，對吧？”

[en]The little boy did not like the look of the?barking?dog.[/en][cn]一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。[/cn] [en]"It's all right," said a?gentleman, "don't be?afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"[/en][cn]“沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。”[/cn] [en]"Ah, yes,"?answered?the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"[/en][cn]“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”[/cn] 　

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