We have seven words that will change your lives forever, Gleeks: Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) in a cone-shaped bra. It's true! The Cheerios' acerbic head coach will flaunt Madonna's iconic lingerie when "Glee" returns with new episodes in April. Check out Sue's risque fashion statement and more titillating goodies from the second half of season one in the new promo video below.

The Material Girls' influence is hard to miss in the clip, where we get our first taste of New Directions' cover of "Express Yourself," which will likely debut in the much-hyped Madonna-themed episode. But as the Cheerios vogue deftly atop stilts (yikes!), Sue is unsurprisingly non-plussed. "Somewhere in the English countryside, in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping," she yells into a bull horn. Oh, Sue. We've missed you (sorta).

The rest of the minute-long promo features quick cuts of the signature "Glee" fodder we've come to expect. Someone gets a slushie facial. The epic battle for supremacy between Will and Sue continues. The gang takes on the Beatles (yay!). We even get a peek at the budding romance between Will (Matthew Morrison) and Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays). I have my suspicions producers did some deft editing to make it look as though Will's wife walks in on and him and Emma about to kiss. But you know what? I don't care. Editing or not, this promo's got me hungry for more. April still feels so far away, right?