《豪斯醫(yī)生》經(jīng)典臺詞大叔語不驚人死不休
(House stops Foreman from writing on the whiteboard)
House: Sorry, there’s a reason they call it the whiteboard. It’s not my rule.
HOUSE：（阻止FOREMAN往白板上寫字） 對不起，人們叫這個(gè)做“白”板是有原因的。
Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?
Dr. Chase: Why would you assume that?
Ronald: Because if you’re that big a jerk you’re either great or unemployed.
RONALD：我猜HOUSE是個(gè)名醫(yī)。
CHASE：為什么你會這么想？
RONALD：因?yàn)橄笏敲椿斓娜巳绻皇翘貏e有本事的話肯定找不到飯碗的。
House: (discussing Alex’s breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by God.
Dr. Foreman: I thought you didn’t believe in God.
House: I do now.
HOUSE：這兩個(gè)小時(shí)的診斷我確定了一件事，她的乳房是上帝的杰作。
FOREMAN：我以為你不信上帝的。
HOUSE：現(xiàn)在我信了。
Dr. Foreman: House! You can’t do this!
House: Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that.
FOREMAN：HOUSE，你不能這么做。
HOUSE：噢，如果每次我聽到這話能得到一角錢的話，我早成百萬富翁了。
Stella: What’s wrong with your foot?
House: War wound.
Stella: Does it hurt?
House: Every day.
Stella: Is that why you’re so sad?
House: Oh aren’t you adorable. I’m not sad, I’m complicated - chicks dig that. One day you’ll understand.
STELLA：你的腳怎么了？
HOUSE：戰(zhàn)爭受的傷。
STELLA：它疼嗎？
HOUSE：每天都疼
STELLA：所以你看起來才這么憂傷嗎？
HOUSE：你真可愛，這不叫憂傷，這叫做深沉，女孩子就喜歡深沉的男人，等你長大了就明白了。
Dr. Chase:We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine
House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?
CHASE：我們的MRI排在二十分鐘以后，這已經(jīng)是FOREMAN的最大努力了。
HOUSE；我教了你們那么多的坑蒙拐騙，我剛一走開你們就去老老實(shí)實(shí)的排隊(duì)？
Dr. Wilson: Do you know your phone’s dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries?
House: They recharge? I just buy new phones.
WISON：你知道你的手機(jī)關(guān)機(jī)了嗎？難道你就不會去充電嗎？
HOUSE；這手機(jī)還能充電啊？我每次都是再去買個(gè)新手機(jī)。
Dr. Chase: Gambling doesn’t take away (House’s) pain.
House: It does when I win.
CHASE：賭博并不能消除你的病痛。
HOUSE： 我贏的話就可以。
Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: He has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I’m gay. Oh…that’s not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers…
STACY：如果是CHASE搞砸了，為什么你不炒了他？
HOUSE：他的頭發(fā)很漂亮。
STACY：你到底在隱瞞什么？
HOUSE：我是同性戀，哦，那不是你想問的。不過這到是解釋了很多事情，沒有女友，老和WILSON在一起，總是穿運(yùn)動鞋。。。