《豪斯醫(yī)生》經(jīng)典臺詞大叔語不驚人死不休
Dan’s Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die
你怎么能就這么坐在那邊?我兒子就要死了
House: If I eat standing up, I spill.
如果我站著吃東西,就會灑出來.
Luke: Is this a good hospital?
這家醫(yī)院好嗎?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
這得看你對好醫(yī)院的定義了,我喜歡這里的椅子.
Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?
醫(yī)治病人難道不是我們成為醫(yī)生的原因嗎?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
不,醫(yī)治疾病才是我們做醫(yī)生的原因,醫(yī)治病人則是醫(yī)生痛苦的根源.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我愛我老婆
House: You certainly love saying it. 當(dāng)然，你愛這樣說。
患者說他可以和上帝對話,然后house說他的問題應(yīng)該在他的腦袋上.
chase說,這只是宗教信仰
house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re psychotic.
你和上帝說話,你是信仰者,上帝和你說話,你是精神病
House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increase dramatically.
我有個理論,有一種藥品被服用后會導(dǎo)致病人體內(nèi)的雌激素水平大幅上升.
Bill: What is it?那是什么?
House: It’s called...estrogen.雌激素
一患者志向是成為黑人議員……
House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job
你無論如何都成不了總統(tǒng)的,白宮之所以叫白宮可不是因?yàn)樗墙o漆成白色的.
House: People don’t want a sick doctor.
人們不喜歡生病的醫(yī)生.
Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients.
那很公平,我也不喜歡健康的病人.
Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?
你為了得到你要的結(jié)果可以坑蒙拐騙,無所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍馬屁呢?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.
恩，人總是有缺點(diǎn)的.
House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20’ between love and hate.
愛與恨并非只有一線之隔,愛與恨之間隔著一道十步一崗,五步一哨的中國長城.
House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
抬起你的手臂,你體內(nèi)有個寄生蟲.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
你是說象絳蟲一類的東西?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.
撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下來
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
你能除掉它嗎?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
在大多數(shù)州里,除掉超過一個月大的這種寄生蟲是非法的.
Jill: Illegal? 非法的?
House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
別擔(dān)心,很多女人都會喜歡她們的寄生蟲,給它起名字,穿衣服,還讓它和其他的寄生蟲一起玩.
Jill: Playdates…
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
它的眼睛很象你(這位女士懷孕了囧)