1.拼詞游戲

拼單詞游戲本來(lái)就難度夠大的，加上還是《星際迷航》那種專用科幻術(shù)語(yǔ)超多的版本……不過(guò)如果真的想打進(jìn)謝耳朵的圈子，這個(gè)是必須。
Boggle
Price: $14.07 for new model on Amazon
For: Boggle warriors. Qapla'!

2.佩妮頭花

佩妮小花兒的……小花兒。這種類似的頭花還是很好找滴，不過(guò)戴得不好，容易變楊二車那啥來(lái)著……
Penny Blossom
Price: $6.50 on Etsy
For: A person who knows who Radiohead is.

3.星際迷航人偶

星際迷航人偶扭蛋的美好，只有耳朵之流的人才才能體會(huì)到吧？
Ensign Wesley Crusher action figure
Price: $15.95 on Amazon
For: A person who does not have Wil Wheaton as No. 6 on their list of all-time greatest enemies.

4.宇宙超級(jí)無(wú)敵折衣器

宇宙超級(jí)無(wú)敵折衣工具，特別獻(xiàn)給每個(gè)不會(huì)手工折疊衣服的人，因?yàn)槎际巧陷呑?strike>折衣折翼的天使（捶桌）。
The ultimate folding tool
Price: $18.99 on Amazon
For: A person with an impressive collection of geek-tastic T-shirts.

5.謝耳朵版石頭剪刀布馬克杯

也就這個(gè)最靠譜了！石頭剪刀布蜥蜴史波克拳的馬克杯，要是不記得那些復(fù)雜的規(guī)則的話，就每天拿這個(gè)杯子喝水吧！
謝耳朵獨(dú)創(chuàng)《生活大爆炸》石頭剪刀布蜥蜴史波克拳怎么玩
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock mug
Price: $9.99 on
For: The person who can't remember that scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and — as it always has — rock crushes scissors.

6.元素周期表浴簾

小編表示這個(gè)真的可以有……化學(xué)元素周期表的浴簾，尤其適合家有考生的狀況，洗刷刷的時(shí)候背個(gè)化學(xué)元素，學(xué)習(xí)都變得好有趣的說(shuō)！
Periodic table shower curtain
Price: $29.99 on
For: The person who wants to brush up for element-based car games.

7.海洋球

海洋球神馬的太不靠譜了！論中國(guó)的住房狀況，你有錢(qián)買(mǎi)回去還沒(méi)這么大地兒堆這玩意兒咧……
200 plastic balls
Price: $42.60 on Amazon
For: No one. Bazinga!

8.禮品卡

周二就得乳酪漢堡才給力啊，要是你有個(gè)這樣的朋友，啥也比不上蛋糕店禮券。
Cheesecake Factory gift card
Price: Varies
For: Patrons who observe cheeseburger Tuesdays.

9.符咒桌游

圣誕節(jié)大家歡聚一堂，除了吃飯唱K，還能干點(diǎn)啥？如果你是TBBT的骨灰粉，Talisman這個(gè)游戲不錯(cuò)，難得過(guò)節(jié)，不要想那些深邃糾結(jié)的道理了，把自己調(diào)節(jié)到選擇模式，輕松的玩吧。

Talisman: The Magical Quest game
Price: $39.76 on Amazon
For: The selective mute in your life — and his friends.

10.罐中蛇

小時(shí)候拿到壓歲錢(qián)都會(huì)找個(gè)自認(rèn)為隱蔽的地方藏著，現(xiàn)在藏著還不夠，有寶貝的地方當(dāng)然要有怪物守護(hù)著，罐中蛇神馬的，送耳朵這類天然呆型大小盆友最合適不過(guò)了。

Snakes in a can
Price: $4.48 on Amazon
For: A person who has thus far been unable to obtain an action figure with hollowed out buttocks in which to hide their money.

11. 簽名餐巾

好吧，這第11份是小編杜撰的，想想最讓謝耳朵雞凍的這方餐巾，怎么會(huì)不出現(xiàn)在圣誕禮物之列呢？不過(guò)真用來(lái)送人的話，建議先找somebody 簽個(gè)名啥的，這樣收禮物的人才不會(huì)覺(jué)得自己被打發(fā)了吧……
Napkin
Price: It depends.
For: A person crazy for somebody.